Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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