i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
do herpes really smell.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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