omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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