He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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