They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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