i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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