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She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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