How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
