Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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