We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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