He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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