There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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