My brain says no but my pants say off.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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