We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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