Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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