I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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