Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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