Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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