I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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