have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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