Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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