And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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