Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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