school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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