He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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