I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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