Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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