this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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