Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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