This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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