Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I woke up under a house in Key West
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