My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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