my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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