why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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