The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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