Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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