STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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