She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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