Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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