but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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