I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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