i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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