For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Randomize
