is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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