Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i will never coherently bang her
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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