Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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