We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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