on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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