I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's shark week go big or go home
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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