my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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