I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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