No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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