I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We need to get me chipped asap
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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